Interview by Richard Massie
Where we’re you born? Archway, London.
Where’s home? Right now, Venice.
What do you do for a living? Artist/Graphic designer for DTA
If you could have any job in the world what would it be? A spy for the M15.
What was your first job? I worked at video store.(Laughs)
You would work at a video store. I only worked there to watch movies. My mom said I needed a job, and it looked like a good job.(Laughs) I tried dealing weed but I was bad at it.
What’s your favorite country you’ve visited? New York is my favorite place, but the Canary Islands off Spain is nice.
What’s your favorite 2 colors together? Baby blue & black.
Who’s your favorite Ninja Turtle? Rafael
Favorite cartoon? The Simpsons (90’s)
What’s your favorite cereal? Cheerios
Wow, really? What!?
That kinda says something about you… you’re just plain? That is a bit like an old man huh? (pause) Oh, Honey Nut Cheerios!!! They’re sweet.
What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Take a shit… is that normal?
(Laughs) I don’t know about right away, but before I take a shower is normal to me. Well yeah… I guess I just lay in bed until I have to shit.
What’s the tallest building in London? The Shard
Are you sure? I think.
What’s your favorite book? ‘The Day of the Triffids’
Money or Power? I’d rather have Money, fuck Power.
More peanut butter or more jelly? Peanut butter
Did you used to get bullied in school? Yeah, as a kid.
I had a feeling..(Laughs) What was the kid’s name? Deckland, that’s probably why he was bullying people. He was some weird looking kid… He was insecure and jealous that I was 7 years old getting bitches.(Laughs)
What was your last meal? A baked potato and a cheeseburger.
Movie suggestion? ‘La Haine’
Do you have any special talents? I can balance a pole on my nose for a long time.
Have you ever tried cocaine? Yeah.
How old were you the first time you tried it? 17. It was a love/hate thing.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16.
Was she a virgin too? No. She was a little slut, she banged the homies.(Laughs)
When was the last time you had sex? Last night.
With your hand or your girlfriend? My girlfriend… I miss my hand though.
If you could have a three-some with any 2 girls who would it be? The girl from the new Transformers movie… and the girl from Clueless (Stacey Dash) I gotta have a black girl in there.
If you could have a one night stand with any girl in the world who would it be? I wouldn’t mind letting “Pinky” do her thing but I probably couldn’t handle it.
Wow, I can’t believe you know who that is.
If you won the lottery what would you do? I would buy my mom and my sisters a house. It would feel really good to do something like that.
Any last words? Those Folks, DTA all day everyday!